Johnny Atkins need ever one to pray for JOHN JR at the E/R
Lillian Ivette Principe Perez GRacias dios x otro dia mas d vida. Le doy el pesame a la fam .rodiguez x l muerte d Migdalia Rodriguez mejor conocida como chapin excelente esposa,madre.amiga e hija jamas te olvidaremos lillian.angel.michael.jose.ralphy....y gelin. Un angel ha subido al cielo y esa eres t chapin viviras en nuestros corazones x 100pre ..
Vitor Pombal Boas e más notícias pros meus caros amigos universitários:
1º- Sexta feira chegou!
2º- Fim de semestre está ai pra acabar com todos nós
mas umas semanas ai pra nos começarmos a maratona de provas e FÉRIAS!!!!!
bons estudos ai galera!
عبدالله سرالختم الراجل عرف شخصيتك من خلال حرفك
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ما عليك الا تنسخ الرقم الي تحت حرفك في كومنت
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Comrade Bankole Olawale Idris Happy new moth to u all, lot of blesings in the rest of d year. Pls just say amen...A KO NI BODUN YI LO O, la$é EDUMARE.
Mônica Souza Você nunca saberá quão forte você é, até ser forte é a única escolha que você tem.
Marinela Maria Μην απορριπτεις καποιον χωρις 2η σκεψη...περιεμενωντας το ΤΕΛΕΙΟ. Ετσι χανεις ανθρωπους που σου ειναι αφοσιωμενοι και ισως κοντα τους βρισκεταο η ευτυχια..!.
Tatiana Vervitkaia Как расхотеть возвращения в детство.
От 0 до 6 месяцев
1. Ложитесь в гамак, руки по швам. Родных попросите, чтобы связали вас простыней и ушли. Кричите “а” до их возвращения. Пусть вас развяжут.
2. То же самое, но попросите, чтобы не уходили, а раскачивали ваш гамак. Чем громче вы кричите - тем сильнее пусть раскачивают. Вам 1 месяц! Вы не можете сказать, что у вас кружится голова!
3. Теперь перед тем, как укладываться, предварительно положите себе в штаны кабачковой икры. Поерзайте, чтобы размазалось. Не говорите родным про икру, просто продолжайте кричать.
4. То же самое, но попросите родню, чтобы совали вам в рот шарик от пинг-понга. Выплевывайте его и громко кричите “а”. Родных попросите, чтобы удерживали шарик насильно, другой рукой придерживая вас за голову.
5. Съешьте полкило воблы. Когда появится жажда, ложитесь в гамак и повторяйте все вышеописанные упражнения. Затем - попросите родных, чтобы сунули вам шарик от пинг-понга и поставили клизму. Попьете позже.
6. Тоже самое + кабачковая икра.
От полугода до года
1. Опускайтесь на четвереньки и ползите. Весь мусор, который попадется вам на глаза, кладите в рот и проглатывайте. Если попался совсем невкусный мусор - кричите “а”, “э” или “ы”.
2. Сами не вынимайте мусор изо рта, даже если там дохлая муха. Ждите, пока на ваше “а”, “э” или “ы” кто-то другой подойдет и вынет.
3. Во время обеда садитесь за стол и ждите, когда вас накормят. Учтите: сегодня вам можно только пюре из кольраби. Съесть нужно все, что в миске. Если вам невкусно, ваше право - мычать, плеваться и мотать головой. Родных попросите, чтобы продолжали.
4. То же самое, но попробуйте все же не есть. Пускай ваш ассистент продолжает кормить вас, и одновременно звенеть об стакан ложкой. Как вариант - включать погромче рекламу на ТВ. Кстати, у всех остальных сегодня на обед курица с рисом.
5. Поели? Теперь разуйтесь. Налейте на пол растительного масла. Вставайте и быстро идите.
6. Вставайте и снова идите.
7. Если вам не нравится все время падать, купите себе большую клетку без верха и сидите в ней по несколько часов в день. Не забудьте про кабачковую икру!
От года до двух
(зима)
1. Наденьте скафандр и отправляйтесь гулять.
2. Если жарко, кричите и жестикулируйте, насколько скафандр вам это позволяет.
3. В вашем распоряжении примерно 10-20 слов, но слова “жарко” среди них нет, поэтому родные вам не помогут. Впрочем, можете кричать “а”, “э” или “ы”.
4. Нет, самой раздеваться нельзя. И постарайтесь понять, почему родные не понимают, отчего на прогулке у вас дурное расположение духа.
(лето)
5. Дождитесь жары.
6. Возьмите большой подгузник, налейте в него пол-литра теплой воды, наденьте и идите на улицу.
7. Тихо и задумчиво съешьте дождевого червяка или камушек.
8. Накладывая себе в штаны кабачковую икру, подумайте 1 минуту о том, что же такое родительская любовь…
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BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: ahan then?
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BOY: Don't Ever Forget That
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Nikki Gonato They hurt her.
Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.
When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When shereturned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark
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Kayla Thomas 5 likes and I'll do my ABC's.
A- Available:
B- Birthday:
C- Crushing On:
D- Drink you last had:
E- Easiest person to talk too:
F- Favorite song:
G- Grossest memory:
H- Hometown:
I- In love with:
J- Jealous of:
K- Kissed Who Last ?:
L- Longest friendship:
M- Milkshake flavor:
N- Number of siblings:
O- One wish:
P- Person who called you last:
Q- Question you're always asked:
R- Reason to smile:
S- Song you last sang:
T- Time you woke up:
U- Underwear color:
V- very happy?:
W- Worst habit:
X- X-rays you had:
Y- Your last time you cried:
Z-Zodiac sign:
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