James Mclemore I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ Now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)
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Laura Leduc At my work, a asshole sales rep pushed and punched another sales rep 20 years older then them in the stomach, and no one got in trouble or fired. Dont you wish you worked here too?
Tiffany Thevenin I want to thanks for those send me birthday messages. I moved to Park City with my new job and using Library intertnet for while. I work at Deer Valley resort for winter season fun, fun. So, I won't check my e-mail or facebook once a while. Hope you all have wonderful thankgiving. Now Christmas is here. I love christmas my favorite hoilday. You all have Merry Christmas. :o)
Eric Tinnin R.I.P. Charlie Sheen...he died today in a snowboarding accident!!!
Scot Johnson Sturgis wrastling tonight.. =] Been a min or two
Domonique S. Walker Retail is not a place for those who can catch an attitude at the drop of a dime.which is why it surprises me that I've been doing it for about 6years now.lol. hmmm. What's next?
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Stacey Santiago Well tomorrow is my operation and a little scared going under the knife. Well no more children for me! I was blessed with three beautiful children!!
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Brandon Bowles On the deer stand again, for the 4th evening, no deer yet, but its almost like watching a comedy show with all of these Squrriels fighting and all. I guess their trying to get each others nuts!!! Lol!!
Lorna E McDougall Berry I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)
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