Suvasish Nag Guys pls post something different apart from the daily horoscopes. Puro news feed horoscope r horoscope e vorti hoe ache.
Terri Vigus If you are 40, or older, You will think this is hilarious !!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious tales about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-fiv...e miles to school every morning.... Uphill.... Barefoot... BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to go on like that
But now that I'm over the ripe old age of ...."Hell I forgot"..... I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves!
2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the letterbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 15p!
3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled
6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent.... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'... Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!
And car seats - oh, please! Mum threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!
See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in the 60's & 70's.......
Nikodimos Kalogerakis Μην ξεχάσετε να πείτε χρόνια πολλά σε όλες τις Βαρβάρες, τους Βάρβαρους, στο πυροβολικό(η αγία Βαρβάρα είναι προστάτης του) καθώς και σε ολα τα βλήματα (Απο αυτα έχουμε πολλά στην Ελλάδα.....Μια βόλτα στην βουλή θα σας πείσει).
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Fungayi Mwoyosvi Mwari wangu hw cn i thnk different frm e crowd wht i say no mayes mashoma hondo isina kudeuka kweropa iripi tipeiwo simba renjero Zim we cn nt survive ths way tosvikepi tiri vatapwa munyika yechipikirwa mwoyo wangu wave neronda betserai ishe "AMEN".
Eduardo Amaral Bem amigos do facebook, mais uma rodada tensa do Brasileirão,como é de praxe , seguem as previsões(sempre pontuais) do amigo que vos escreve..rs:
Vamos a elas:
chupa bala da colina x mulambada = empate
fluzão x cahorrada = vitoria do fluzão (três do Fred, artilheiro do Brasileirão).
CUrinthians x Porcos = empate
final:
Vasco = vice de novo..rs
Mulambada = sul americana , no máximo..rs
Fluzão na liberta, fase de grupos ( que venha o boca jrs).
Botafogo: carioquinha de novo.
Norman King E&R DOORS, we are up and running, our first day of installation was yesterday. If you need a quality garage door at affordable prices, we will be glad togive you a estimate. We will travel out side of the bedford area. To all our facebook friends just drop us a line and we will arrange a meeting. OUR DOORS MAKE THE DIFFERENCE!
Sajid Halai 1 Pal Ka Gunah 1 Pal Hi Maza Dega,
1 Pal Ka Maza Umr Bhar Ki Saza Dega,
Agar Khaof-e-Khuda Se Tapka Jo 1 Aansu.
To Wo 1 Aansu JANNAT Me Jagah Dega. INSHAALLAH.
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Iliri Ilirijani kjo po nje e vertet qe duhet pranuar.,,.,.
- Lulja më e bukur është dashuria . . çel në çdo stine dhe nëqoftëse është e vërtetë nuk vyshket asnjëherë ..!!
Guilherme Nascimento HOJE E O GRANDE DIA DE EMPURRAR O CRUZEIRO PRA SEGUNDONA E VER NOVENT E MOVE PESSOAS CHORANDO PQ ELES NAO PASSAM DE 100 MESMO.KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Clarissa Araújo aqui é curintia, mano.
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Hemu Vagabond Nirmolendu guner kobita......
আমি খাদ্য চাই ক্ষুধার্ত ব্যাঘ্রের মতো, দ্রৌপদীর মতো
বস্ত্র চাই, চাই সর্বগ্রাসী প্রেম, চাই শূর্পণখার মতো নারী,
চাই আকন্ঠ নিমগ্ন নেশা, চাই দেশী মদ ।
আমার সমস্ত ক্ষুধা তোমাকে মিটাতে হবে, হে পৃথিবী,
তুমি বলেছিলে অভাব হবে না, এ-পৃথিবী নেশা ও নারীর,
আমি চলে এসেছিলাম একা, শুধু তোমার জন্যে ।
Emma McEachnie Bullying killed her
. There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. Repost this if your against bullying.
Ashar Abbas Nasir ""Ehsaas-e-karbala tjy ho jay ga ek din.......
Tanha ksi aziz ki mayyat utha k dekh...........
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Nzekwe Tochi Peace E be lyk say facebook don get boko haram...pls tell d hackers 2 leave us alone ooh!!!
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senza un briciolo di saggezza.. non si è mai abbastanza saggi, senza avere un briciolo di follia
Masoom Shaheen Apne mann ma doob kar paja surag-e-zindagi.
Tu agar mera na ban saka,na ban, apna to ban.(iqbal).
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Vanessa Nana 我到现在都不饿叻。。。
Patel Nicks Spell ur name & look after the meaning of each letter in ur name.
A:Gifted
B:les patience
C:innocent
D:talented
E:good hearted
F:feel for others
G:logical thinking
H:calm
I:respected
J:enjoy life
K:loved by all
L:arrogant
M:great person
O:sportive
P:intelligent
Q:cool
R:unpredictable
S: proud
T:romantic
U:genuine
V:angry
W: practical
X:caring
Y:crazy
Z: pretty
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小时候关灯睡觉前，
会这样胡思乱想的童鞋举个手啊。。。
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Antonio Reyes Jr At church. Thank you Jesus for another day. Will be at encounter until 12:15. If you are looking to go to a great church today come on down. 2320 E Robinson Ave Orlando.
Tatiane Fernandes Banho e partii pro churras com a galeraa hahaha bora ferveee (B)
Luiza Vieira Nascimento "É triste, quando você tem que apagar tudo aquilo que
você não queria, mas que é necessário para seguir em frente."
Renato Calderani Uma coisa é certa ... a vida é justa! Aqui se faz aqui se paga.
Mir Bhutto http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv5fhl3Nt_U&feature=related
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Shaam-e-Ghariban by Shabbir and Abbas Tejani (Tejani brothers - Daastan-e-Karbala) Volume 5 2009/2010 (muharram 1431)
Kingslin Fernando "A" lways
"B" e
"c" ool
"D" on`t
"E" go with
"F" riends
"G" ive up
"H" urting
"I" ncidences
"j" ust
"K" eep
"L" iking
"M" e
"N" ever
"O" mit
"P" ossesiveness
"Q" uit
"R"emember me
"S" eldom
"T" rust
"U"se
"V"alid
"W"ords
"X"press
"Y"our
"Z"eal......
A-Z rules of friendship
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