Siyabonga Cantget Shange I must say, I had the best skwl friends ever nd ima mic u guys
Sshh Victoria Rey COPY THIS TO YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU :)
1. Violent | 2. Id marry you | 3. Sweet | 4. Beautiful | 5. Talkative | 6. Hot | 7. My Best Friend | 8. Funny | 9. Fun | 10. Perfect | 11. I love you | 12. Miss you | 13. Random | 14. You're the best | 15. Id Date You ! | 16. Cute | 17. Gorgeous | 18. Weird | 19. Mean | 20. Selfish | 21. an angel | 22. Crazy
Daniel Taunakekei Taina Prime I got the flu :/
its distrbin my flow of WIN'GE dis mornin...
Martha Winters-Abel First time I enjoyed my supper in a long time..that good, fresh bread may have helped! Kinda lost my appetite for a while..must need good ol' Inuk food..nothin' like it hey?
Natalie DylanMason Underwood Crap I got a itch and it's hard to ignoring it
Jamie Lynn Eriksson Y do i keep getting ditched at my house >:(
Sunday Christopher Without direction, we stand still, direction is the benchmark that leads to destiny. It determines how you will get to the place you are going. If you already know your destiny, I encourage you to evaluate your decisions to see if the two are in alignment. Making decisions that are detrimental to your destiny will only push you farther away from what God has predestined for your life.
Ryan Hauldyn "Chris Paul’s agent informed New Orleans officials on Wednesday that his client will not sign a contract extension and wants to be traded to the New York Knicks, league sources told Yahoo! Sports."
LOL how can a team owned by the NBA trade a player to the Knicks for Landy Fields and Chancey Billups and to back end first round picks. Just so Chris Paul can play where he wants to play. Danny is a gambler, i think he should gamble that Chris Paul wont sign a long term contract.
Everett Wilson The Latest Darwin Awards
*It's with great pleasure that I announce ... It's that time again ...
The Darwin Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the
persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing
themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
You may recall that last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a
Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a
free soda out.
This year's winner was a genuine Rocket Scientist...no shit! Read on...and
remember that each and every one of these is a true story. The nominees
were:
Semifinalist #1
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because
he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not
surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the
fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house
down, killing both he and his sister.
Semifinalist #2
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when
another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants
of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They
were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
Semifinalist #3
A 22-year-old Reston, VA man was found dead after he tried to use octopus
straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot rail road trestle. Fairfax County police
said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps
together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the
trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren
Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the concrete," Carmichael said. Police
say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."
Semifinalist #4
A man in Alabama died from numerous rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and
a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The
friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate - was hospitalized, but
lived.
Semifinalist #5
Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a
gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all
potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had
been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon
entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the
dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later
described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and
retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of
the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces
of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the
lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of
causing the blast had never been thought of as ''especially bright'' by his peers.
And now the winner of this year's Darwin Award; as always, awarded
posthumously;
THE 2011 WINNER!
Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the
side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage
resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car
was unidentifiable at the scene.
Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist had somehow gotten hold of a JATO
unit (Jet Assisted Take Off...actually a solid-fuel rocket) that is used to
give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from
short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and
found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the
car,jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!
The facts as best could be determined are that the operator of the 1967
Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from
the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at
that location.
The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5
seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and
continuing at full power for an additional 20 -25 seconds.
The driver, and soon-to-be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually
reserved for dog fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to
become irrelevant for the remainder of the event.
However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles
(15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes,
blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then
becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face
at a height of 125 feet, leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable. Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of
approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage was not actually on the
ground.
Really.....we couldn't make this stuff up and remember these people are all
around us and they have kids and they vote!
Akeem Fearless Benjamin AHHH MAN BACK TO LIFE I GOING AND DO SCHOOL WORK AND WATCH SOME OLD TRACK VIDEOS GATTA PREPARE FOR A NEW SEASON
Mis SelfMade #0626 U COOL ASS HELL AND U SIS EVEN THOUGHT WE DONT DO SHIT WITH EACH OTHER AT ALL LOL WE REALLY NEED TO START BUT U KNOW I FUCKS WITH U THE LONG WAY LUV YA HUN!!
Keyshawn Garrett Friends Come Nd Go Change More Than The Weather Thats Why I Dont Keep 2 Many Close
Jessica Clay Well im officialy single i really thought almost 2 years ago when i left north carolina and came back home i had met a good guy but things arent gonna work and there not going to he wants to hide stuff from me cell phone stays locked or off when im here hes really turned out to be like the last one i left its ok i dont need a man or lil boy in my life im gonna save my money and move out asap i deserve better than that
Kamar Hardie Cant deny that i want u,But ill lie if i have 2 cause
Morgan Ley R.I.P Harley. I love you:(
Carl Stick Harper its always the pot calling the kettle black........lmao!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! KEEP ON HATING EVERYONE!!!! im actually gonna be a grown up about this and just sit back and enjoy the show!!
Monica Heredia Disneyland .. Here I come ! :D
Brian Wayne Slept all day I don't feel good my stomach feels like it is upside down :(
Devin Hall I think it's safe to say that my first college acceptance is a good birthday present for my mom <3 <3
Brittany Mitchell Crystaline Emperya' Richardson, your hilarious and your an amazing friend!! I<3YOOH!!:)
Olayinka Muhammed Three passions have governed
my life:
The longings for love, the search
for knowledge,
And unbearable pity for the
suffering of [humankind].
Love brings ecstasy and relieves
loneliness.
In the union of love I have seen
In a mystic miniature the
prefiguring vision
Of the heavens that saints and
poets have imagined.
With equal passion I have sought
knowledge.
I have wished to understand the
hearts of [people].
I have wished to know why the
stars shine.
Love and knowledge led
upwards to the heavens,
But always pity brought me back
to earth;
Cries of pain reverberated in my
heart
Of children in famine, of victims
tortured
And of old people left helpless.
I long to alleviate the evil, but I
cannot,
And I too suffer.
This has been my life; I found it
worth living.
adapted
Elizabeth Eats Zombies Lms for I can't lie!
Uyapo Thobo Montle Waitse sum pipol cn make u look lyk a bad person...n I dnt wnt to be dat person...I hate maslf 4 wat I wl do.
Ayoki Victor Shud i say the devil has taken ova my soul? I get temperamental @ the slightest provocation,once i decide 2 hate some1 it stays like that for gud n worst of ol i feel like doing something unthinkable...
Curtis Blair She doesn't even know what I went through to get home to see her, how it made me feel leaving my sister right before her fifth or sixth surgery, and now she doesn't even wanna talk.... What to do.
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