i have just updated my website wwwshahamkampalayolasitecom Dear Darla I hate your stinking guts You make me vomit You're scum between my toes Love Alfalfa Hate it when I gotta do

Shaham Kampala i have just updated my website. www.shahamkampala.yolasite.com

 

Thomas Fencel Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

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Nadine Newbery Hate it when I gotta do blood test.

 

Clara Jieyen Gachoki One should never get into a relationship for the need to feel complete. One should be complete before getting into one. A relationship is about sharing and not taking things away from each other. It's about bettering each other not making your significant other miserable. I will never be sorry for myself coz no matter how long it takes I will find someone who will be complete to love me back.

 

Frudalin Castillo Domingo i want 2 share my own s2ry,cmula pagkabata pagma2hal n ang hnap qo,lumking wlang ama at ina s tv mhirap ang fear qo

 

Tony Austin Jr. I prefer to regard a Dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: sweet, a little bittersweet, not and not burn around the edges!!! Delicately made up, not over done holding back just a little, sets all your sense on fire, easy on the eyes! An aroma that can be smelt from across the room, something u can't wait to come home to and have seconds, leaves a last impression, not exposing everything and of course, with a flavor that lasts!!!

 

Gina Lewis @work on break really wanting to go home not feeling this today but im staying. damn tomorrow will be worse i already know about to be in the worse mood.

 

Sylvia Acevedo Thinking. Leaving nyc. I need peace in my life. I cann t take it anymore.

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Dakota Turner Ok, I'm fixin' to tell you something about being Southern. Being Southern doesn't mean that I'm not educated. I may say "ain't" and "y'all" and call you "Sweetie" or 'Honey" and I might "bless a lot of hearts" and I might even "piddle around". I'll greet you with a big "Hey" and a hug. All soda pop is "Coke" and I might refer to my grocery cart as a "buggy" and by golly, that's okay. I'm polite and say "Ma'am" and "Sir". And if you hear a Southerner say, "Oh, hell no!!", you'd better run!!! If you're proud to be a Southerner, then click 'LIKE' on my status. Then go up yonder and copy & paste to your status. And P.S., if you don't know where yonder is then you ain't from the south! ♥

 

Cory Unkown Just sittin here thinkin bout my older bro he would have been 37 2day so i just want to say happy bday big bro

 

Logan Boulger So I confessed my sins to the preacher About the love I've been prayin' to find Is there a brown-eyed boy in my future, yeah And he says, "girl, you've got nothin' but time."

 

Sheri Walker A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!.

 

Bcas Thapa when I'm shouting, your fine. it's when i go silent you need to be worried.

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Moreno Por Vida Well just here laying on bed still sick shit hate being sick exactly now that my hunny not here I so miss him so depressed. Love u Rey Moreno Poe vida :).. .crying.

 

Amadi Akachi Victor when i went to his house,i saw him working.

 

Cindy Gardiner I love it when I finally get more than 6 hours of sleep. Last night: 8.5 hours! Yahoo!

 

James Burch sitting here behaving i thank im finally learning how to behave

 

Rochanee Glynn Y is it so many fake ass muthafucka out there be real with yo self u cany get threw life been fake step yo game up and just keep it real its not hard to do if u need help on beem real I can help step by step I will walk u threw it. Be true to yo self!!!!

 

Ray Colmer I am still working the late late shift my relief driver Will ring soon yay should finish around 3:30 am or 4:00 am yay cant wait

 

Jonathan Paperchasin Bell I got tha job first day tomorrow vaunt wait

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Megan Cison Haven't hit an animal in a while but last night I couldn't help it but thumper ran out in front of me!

 

Sandy Vera 3 cups of coffee and a red bull later and all I have to show for are stupid palpitations! ...if only I was more awake they'd be worth it! Eeeeeef!

 

Erica Dozier I miss drum corps.. I need a rifle in my hands pronto.. i need to be sprinting across a foot ball field sweating my ass off... i need to be on an uncomfortable bus for 15 hours... I need my second family.

 

Regina Alvarez SO TODAY HAS BEED AN INTERESTING MORNING..I GET A PHONE CALL FROM MY EX.AND ALL HE WANTED TO YELL AT ME WAS..YOUR A F@#$EN DEMON....WHAT THE HELL..IT WAS AN OUTTA THE BLUE.MOMENT.I AM GUESSING HE WAS HAVING A BAD DAY.CAUSE IF I AM A DEMON THEN IT TOOK HIM 9 YEARS TO REALIZE.LOL.

 

Janu Sharma i am very upset

 

I must say I had the best skwl friends ever nd ima mic u guys COPY THIS TO YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU : 1 Violent

Siyabonga Cantget Shange I must say, I had the best skwl friends ever nd ima mic u guys

 

Sshh Victoria Rey COPY THIS TO YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU :) 1. Violent | 2. Id marry you | 3. Sweet | 4. Beautiful | 5. Talkative | 6. Hot | 7. My Best Friend | 8. Funny | 9. Fun | 10. Perfect | 11. I love you | 12. Miss you | 13. Random | 14. You're the best | 15. Id Date You ! | 16. Cute | 17. Gorgeous | 18. Weird | 19. Mean | 20. Selfish | 21. an angel | 22. Crazy

 

Daniel Taunakekei Taina Prime I got the flu :/ its distrbin my flow of WIN'GE dis mornin...

 

Martha Winters-Abel First time I enjoyed my supper in a long time..that good, fresh bread may have helped! Kinda lost my appetite for a while..must need good ol' Inuk food..nothin' like it hey?

 

Natalie DylanMason Underwood Crap I got a itch and it's hard to ignoring it

 

Jamie Lynn Eriksson Y do i keep getting ditched at my house >:(

 

Sunday Christopher Without direction, we stand still, direction is the benchmark that leads to destiny. It determines how you will get to the place you are going. If you already know your destiny, I encourage you to evaluate your decisions to see if the two are in alignment. Making decisions that are detrimental to your destiny will only push you farther away from what God has predestined for your life.

 

Ryan Hauldyn "Chris Paul’s agent informed New Orleans officials on Wednesday that his client will not sign a contract extension and wants to be traded to the New York Knicks, league sources told Yahoo! Sports." LOL how can a team owned by the NBA trade a player to the Knicks for Landy Fields and Chancey Billups and to back end first round picks. Just so Chris Paul can play where he wants to play. Danny is a gambler, i think he should gamble that Chris Paul wont sign a long term contract.

 

Everett Wilson The Latest Darwin Awards *It's with great pleasure that I announce ... It's that time again ... The Darwin Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. You may recall that last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a genuine Rocket Scientist...no shit! Read on...and remember that each and every one of these is a true story. The nominees were: Semifinalist #1 A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both he and his sister. Semifinalist #2 Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles. Semifinalist #3 A 22-year-old Reston, VA man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot rail road trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the concrete," Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma." Semifinalist #4 A man in Alabama died from numerous rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate - was hospitalized, but lived. Semifinalist #5 Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as ''especially bright'' by his peers. And now the winner of this year's Darwin Award; as always, awarded posthumously; THE 2011 WINNER! Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off...actually a solid-fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car,jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO! The facts as best could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at that location. The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20 -25 seconds. The driver, and soon-to-be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder of the event. However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable. Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage was not actually on the ground. Really.....we couldn't make this stuff up and remember these people are all around us and they have kids and they vote!

 

Akeem Fearless Benjamin AHHH MAN BACK TO LIFE I GOING AND DO SCHOOL WORK AND WATCH SOME OLD TRACK VIDEOS GATTA PREPARE FOR A NEW SEASON

 

Mis SelfMade #0626 U COOL ASS HELL AND U SIS EVEN THOUGHT WE DONT DO SHIT WITH EACH OTHER AT ALL LOL WE REALLY NEED TO START BUT U KNOW I FUCKS WITH U THE LONG WAY LUV YA HUN!!

 

Keyshawn Garrett Friends Come Nd Go Change More Than The Weather Thats Why I Dont Keep 2 Many Close

 

Jessica Clay Well im officialy single i really thought almost 2 years ago when i left north carolina and came back home i had met a good guy but things arent gonna work and there not going to he wants to hide stuff from me cell phone stays locked or off when im here hes really turned out to be like the last one i left its ok i dont need a man or lil boy in my life im gonna save my money and move out asap i deserve better than that

 

Kamar Hardie Cant deny that i want u,But ill lie if i have 2 cause

 

Morgan Ley R.I.P Harley. I love you:(

 

Carl Stick Harper its always the pot calling the kettle black........lmao!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! KEEP ON HATING EVERYONE!!!! im actually gonna be a grown up about this and just sit back and enjoy the show!!

 

Monica Heredia Disneyland .. Here I come ! :D

 

Brian Wayne Slept all day I don't feel good my stomach feels like it is upside down :(

 

Devin Hall I think it's safe to say that my first college acceptance is a good birthday present for my mom <3 <3

 

Brittany Mitchell Crystaline Emperya' Richardson, your hilarious and your an amazing friend!! I<3YOOH!!:)

 

Olayinka Muhammed Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of love I have seen In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of [people]. I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth; Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victims tortured And of old people left helpless. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, And I too suffer. This has been my life; I found it worth living. adapted

 

Elizabeth Eats Zombies Lms for I can't lie!

 

Uyapo Thobo Montle Waitse sum pipol cn make u look lyk a bad person...n I dnt wnt to be dat person...I hate maslf 4 wat I wl do.

 

Ayoki Victor Shud i say the devil has taken ova my soul? I get temperamental @ the slightest provocation,once i decide 2 hate some1 it stays like that for gud n worst of ol i feel like doing something unthinkable...

 

Curtis Blair She doesn't even know what I went through to get home to see her, how it made me feel leaving my sister right before her fifth or sixth surgery, and now she doesn't even wanna talk.... What to do.