Monirul Islam Milon চল্লিশ বছর বয়সের এক জুটি সংসদ ভবনের সামনে বসে, হাতে হাত রেখে গল্প করছিল।
এক পুলিশ ব্যাপারটা দেখে কৌতূহলী হল।
পুলিশঃ আমি আপনাদের নিষেধ করছি না; শুধু জানতে ইচ্ছা হল, আপনারা কারা?
পুরুষটিঃ আমরা স্বামী-স্ত্রী।
পুলিশঃ (কিছুটা রেগে) স্বামী-স্ত্রীতো এখানে কেন? বাসায়ইতো…
পুরুষঃ না মানে, আমি একজনের স্বামী আর ও অন্যজনের স্ত্রী।
Lucas Albuquerque Tonon Enquanto o campeonato brasileiro se define....GÊ.
Hannah Peek Just woke up!!!! Hmmm O.0 zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Guilherme Nascimento HOJE E O GRANDE DIA DE EMPURRAR O CRUZEIRO PRA SEGUNDONA E VER NOVENT E MOVE PESSOAS CHORANDO PQ ELES NAO PASSAM DE 100 MESMO.KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Sadie Kay Brown Likeeeee.
If you snuck into my room:
[] Shoot you.
[] Woahhh (;
[x] Let you spend the night! (SLEEPOVERR!!!)
... ... [] Cuddle ♥
[] Chill (:
[x] Movie night ( :
If you kissed me I'd?
[] Kiss you on the cheek (:
[x] Be surprised :O
[] Kiss back ♥
[x] Ask why ?
[] Beat your bootyy.
[x] I don't know..
[] Flip out.
If we walked home I'd?
[] Hold your hand ♥
[] Push you in a bush.xD lol jk
[] Trip you. :DD
[] Hop on your back (:
[x] Talk about things.
You should ?
[x] Make this your status so I can like it (:
[] Talk to me more ? (:
[] Be mine ♥
[x] text me
Hemu Vagabond Nirmolendu guner kobita......
আমি খাদ্য চাই ক্ষুধার্ত ব্যাঘ্রের মতো, দ্রৌপদীর মতো
বস্ত্র চাই, চাই সর্বগ্রাসী প্রেম, চাই শূর্পণখার মতো নারী,
চাই আকন্ঠ নিমগ্ন নেশা, চাই দেশী মদ ।
আমার সমস্ত ক্ষুধা তোমাকে মিটাতে হবে, হে পৃথিবী,
তুমি বলেছিলে অভাব হবে না, এ-পৃথিবী নেশা ও নারীর,
আমি চলে এসেছিলাম একা, শুধু তোমার জন্যে ।
Tristán Reyes Alvarado Ninguno puede servir á dos señores; porque ó aborrecerá al uno y amará al otro, ó se llegará al uno y menospreciará al otro: no podéis servir á Dios y á Mammón. (Mateo 6:24)
Akemi KazuJi Ü ngaun lng ule nkapag update !! ktmad e !! dme ren dpt tapucn !! hayy !!
anu n nmn kya mngyayare bukas ?? i cant imagine ! gosh !!
hope they'll leave me alone !! i don't nid them !!
o cia !! out na !!
isang malameeg na gbe sa lhat !!
-_-
Margie Ann Morgan O well mite hit the sack Goodnite everyone :)
Olawunmi Adesanya Ko Ko Ko........Who is dat?Awa ni o.Eyin wo?Owo,Ayo,Ibukun,Alafia,Igbega,Aseyori,idunnu,O mo ati Emi gigun!! They av come to b wt me for d rest of my life.Wishing all my friends hapi sunday.
Paul Tembo I HATE STRIFE WIT A PASSION,O JESUS I HATE IT..........DAMN STRIFE.
Pascal Cross Let us see,O lord,your mercy and give us your saving help.
Miriam Apuli Pascual PUSONG DALISAY ANG AKING NAIS
NA LIKHAIN MO O DIYOS PARA SA AKIN
PUSONG DALISAY ANG AKING NAIS
NA LIKHAIN MO O DIYOS PARA SA AKIN
ISANG PUSONG TAPAT
NA SAYO’Y NAGMAMAHAL
ISANG PUSONG SAYO’Y WALANG
ALINLANGAN
ISANG PUSONG TINITIBOK IKA’Y
PARANGALAN
HANDOG KONG PAGPUPURI’Y
SA IYO LAMANG JESUS.
My brother's favorite song. Miss you Kuya!
Valentina Anca Gorgan Doua prietene se confeseaza una alteia:
1: Cum a fost seara ta de ieri?
2: Un dezastru total! Sotul a venit acasa, a mancat in 4 minute mancarea pe care o gatisem toata dupa amiaza, am facut dragoste 3 minute si apoi a adormit in doua minute. Tu?
1: Superba! Am ajuns acasa, sotul ma astepta deja, m-a invitat la o cina romantica la restaurant. Dupa cina ne-am plimbat la brat o ora intreaga sub cerul instelat. Acasa, a aprins zeci de lumanari in jurul nostru, preludiul a durat o ora dupa care am facut dragoste infocata o ora intreaga si apoi, am stat amandoi de vorba inca o alta ora. A fost o seara de neuitat!
In acelasi timp, sotii discuta intre ei in pauza de pranz:
1: Cum a fost seara ta de ieri?
2: Geniala: mancarea era gata cand am ajuns acasa, am mancat, am facut
dragoste si ne-am culcat. Dar seara ta?
1: A fost un dezastru ! Am ajuns acasa devreme ca sa instalez noul
dulap. Masina de gaurit a provocat un scurt circuit, nu am reusit sa repun curentul in functiune. Cand a venit ea acasa, ca sa putem manca ceva, a trebuit sa o scot la un restaurant. Mancarea a fost atat de scumpa ca nu mi-au mai ramas bani de taxi ca sa ne intoarcem asa ca ne-am intors pe jos. Acasa a trebuit sa aprind lumanari ca sa putem vedem ceva. Imi venea sa explodez de nervi si draci asa ca mi-a trebuit o ora pana m-am excitat si inca o ora ca sa termin. Pe urma mi-a trebuit inca o ora ca sa adorm pentru ca in tot timpul asta doamnei mele nu i-a tacut gura nici macar o singura secunda.
Shafin Shoron tumi chaile bristy megh o cilo raji... opekha sodu borsone............
Bianca Vega Para el salón 7-15 m acabó d encontrar a franco o es q ace tiempo no lo veo o ingordo pero aumento d libra
Nicole Grover good morning facebook been up wit the baby since 730 I'm so lucky ha not o what to do today it was good seeing an old friend yesterday I'm glad we got to catch up!! Maybe I will stop by today
Maryam Al ﺑﺧصوص اﻟي ﯾﻗول اﻧا ﻓي اﻟبحرين وﻟا ﺑارﯾس=-?
اﻟوﻋد ﺷﮩر ﺳﺑعة ..!
ﺻدﻗني ﺑﺗقول اﻧا يمقن فـ اﻟبحرين
و עيمقن ﻣﺗﮐي ع ﺧط الأ ﺳﺗواء
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Adem Ramadani - O Zot qysh po vika jeta adem ramadani sami yusuf nena pa nje sy jetimi dallendyshe islami feja ilahi ilahi shqip kendo o vella kuran kurani
Jose Manzo JESUS......FUE CREADO EN ALGUNA PARTE DEL TIEMPO DE LA ETERNIDAD DIVINA?
COMO SATANAS O ALGUN ARCANGEL?.
EFESIOS 1;21:
"SOBRE TODO PRINCIPADO Y AUTORIDAD Y PODER Y SENORIO, Y SOBRE TODO NOMBRE (*) QUE SE NOMBRA, NO SOLO ENE STE SIGLO SINO TAMBIEN EN EL VENIDERO".
Aman Chinna Karke pyar pyar -pyar mera mukar gya dil daar main pardasi chunia yaar duriyan pae gaiyan yaadan rai gaiya hai o yaadan rai gaiyan
Helton Azevedo Quando acordo nesse horário fico meio indeciso se levanto ou fico deitado esperando o almoço sair...
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Thalita Juliane Bavaresco O Desafio Musical De 250 Dias.
80-Uma música que você tenha em cd (ou lp)
LEGIÃO URBANA - MARIANE
ChaaChaa Marietta SilveerzQueen LoveerzComunity Cukupp
Gakkk Usahh Brantammm
Embekklahh Monas Klauu Bisa
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