I was at WALMART buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dogs today I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had

Kristin Reingardt I was at WAL-MART buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dogs today, I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in .........intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say...

 

Veikko Anttila A man walks into a shop to buy a brain. The shop assistant pulls out three brains for him to choose from, One is a doctors brain and costs 50.000 dollars! The second brain is a philosphers brain and costs 100.000 dollars! The third brain is a politicians brai and cost 500.000 dollars. The man says " hey wait a minute! why does the politician brai cost so much more than the others? The shop assistant replies " this brain has never been used!"

 

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Paul Cable Has a poorly boy and hope the banana medicine kicks in quickly

 

Randy Lynn does anybody know were i can get a living baby lamb i need a pet freind

 

Daniel Tewelde One day a man was walk'n through z streets tiredly when he saw a small fruit shop. Zer he saw an apple & mango.which fruit did he buy & eat?

 

Stephen Gaskill If you're reading this Then I finally did it I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye There was no time Understand I was stressed Living day to day was hard And I gave it my best But there was nothing left For me in this world To convince me to stay Now I'm long gone away Don't you do that Don't you start your tears Just remember all the time we spent over the years Never cry Never think bad to me What's done is done and that's the way it had to be I need you to be strong for me Say your prayer everyday in my memory I'm sure it's helping me To earn my feathers To get some wings And a halo and a harp and angelic things And even though I'm gone And outta sight Never worry about me I'm alright, I'm alright And if I should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind!

 

Kyra G Flett well its about time my chasity is having her nap, Hehe MY :) Lol, when my momma holds her she crys, eezihmookihwahnihgooyan! just cute ^_^ maybe coz my mom is never around, but yeah im glad shes back to work, anyway .... . guna start cleaning up & get rdy before she wakes up! have yourselfs a nice daaay ;)

 

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Matthew Erhunwmun Idahosa WHAT LOVE CAN DO. ITS SO AMAZING. A guy who has no job got married to a banker, despite his fears and advices that it is not good to marry without a job. Every month the girl will give the guy her full salary N135,000 after removing her N15,000 tithe. The guy will give the wife N20,000 for personal up keep and guy determines what happens to the remaining money, this thing happened for 3good years....... There was happiness in the family & the girl never refuse to do her primary home duty for that 3 years despite wrong advice from frineds. That you can't pay the bills & still be doing all the work. There was a particular month the guy used about N70,000 to travel from state to state for different interviews. The guy finally got a job with a good firm in portharcourt his salary was N600,000 monthly for a start. He bought his first car (a brand new) for N4.5m, he gave the wife the car keys. So he took public transport to work for about 2years b4 he bought the second car for N6 million. After he bought the second car he took the keys of the ist car & gave the wife the key of the second car but the wife refused, so the guy started taking public transport to work for one month. The wife now decided to take new car for the guy to stop taking public transport to work. They very very were happy. They finally moved into thier personal house after some few years. One day, the wife was looking for some documents she now saw a file codedly hidden, when she opened the file she saw her wedding picture when she was very slim in the first page of the file. She finally saw that the document to the purchase of the land & every other things in the house contains her name only. At the last page was the guy's wedding picture and a note written by the husband, '' MY WIFE IS ALL I HAVE GOT,NOT EVEN THIS HOUSE WORTH N24MILLION AT THE TIME I BUILT IT''. This couple got married in 1998. Last Sunday was their wedding anniversary with two children a boy & a girl. True LOVE still existS up till this day. Are you sure, the love you have for Him/Her can be compared to this one you just read. STAY BLESSES, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WORK BY LOVING HIM/ HER UNCONDITIONALL...

 

Kelsey Burris well, i havent been on my facebook 4 two days because it keeps freezing and going slow need a new memorie card 4 it ! i used to be on it all the time but now i usauly dont soooo... yah! XD

 

Joy van Heerden First night in CT watched the wind surfers an the sunset over big bay with cocktails and then a wonderful supper at a restourant overlooking Table mountain. Thanks to wonderful friends had a brilliant time and laughed till I felt I would burst

 

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Shubhankar Paul Why is Facebook such a hit? Bcoz it works on the principle that, `People are more interested in others` life than their own`.

 

Eric Wilhelm everyone keeps saying today is such a great day because its the start of December, but I am fairly sure we rocked November 30th pretty hard last night

 

Christian Kapsalis PUT THIS AS YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE INBOX YOU! Black- I want a relationship Green- I'm falling for you Purple- I miss you Orange- I really like you ...... Pink- I love you ♥ Red- I miss how we were Yellow- your amazing Blue- your sexy Grey- we need to talk more Silver- I want your number Rainbow- your my everything

 

Marc Smith Just got home from a 22 hour shift crazy shit

 

Kierra Jones-briggs Good afternoon FB Family. ...Giving Honor to the father thanking him for his tender mercy ...praying for strength today couldn't sleep last night so drained today but I'm off to work thank God for swing shift: ) Itz windy but nice outside so make it a good day. ..Blessings

 

De De Is-very Sleepy She said i heard you got a main chick a mistress and some h*** be up to no good and everybody knows my homegirls tried to warn me they tried to let me kno but wat you got i need a lot so i can let you go she said i cant get enough cant get enough i need that i cant get enough of wat you got good god cause you hit the spot i tried to let go but just could not just to let you kno i need that

 

Sameha Badawi there is a viraus vedio if u open it will send it to all of ur friends and u will not see it do not open it

 

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I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog

James Mclemore I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ Now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)

 

Aaron Mills A man is truly defined by how he treats a women.

 

Emily Shafer Awww I think a failed at drawing three people. Oh well it was my first time doing it any way

 

Ixel Cordova You cant be a real nigga or a real bitch if u snitch or got statements with your name on it just saying!!

 

Johanna Harch I love having a job that has all the school hols off!! Last day....here we go! Almost feel like a kid again.....NOT!!! Let's rock and roll.....

 

Amanda Nianick Alright, so I'm the millionth person to repost this but it is truly amazing! http://front.moveon.org/two-lesbians-raised-a-baby-and-this-is-what-they-got/#.TteKH6hHaAv.facebook

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Nia Nez A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend! Lol..

 

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Pam Kohl I destroy homes, tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more costly than gold,... the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold, and if u need me, remember I'm easily found. I live all around you, in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. My power is awesome; try me y...............ou'll see, but if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, but try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You do what you have to; just to get high. The crimes you'll commit, for my narcotic charms will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms. You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad When you see their tears, you should feel sad. But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised, I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways. I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from god, and separate from friends. I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, I'll be with you always, right by your side. You'll give up everything; your family, your home, your friends, your money, then you'll be alone. I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give. When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live. If you try me be warned this is no game. If given the chance, I'll drive you insane. I'll ravish your body; I'll control your mind. I'll own you completely; your soul will be mine. The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed, the voices you'll hear from inside your head, the sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see; I want you to know, these are all gifts from me, But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart, that you are mine, and we shall not part. You'll regret that you tried me, they always do, but you came to me, not I to you. You knew this would happen. Many times you were told, but you challenged my power, and chose to be bold. You could have said no, and just walked away, If you could live that day over, now what would you say? I'll be your master; you will be my slave, I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave. Now that you have met me, what will you do? Will you try me or not? Its all up to you. I can bring you more misery than words can tell. Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell... Reposted from a friend..pass it on. MAYBE THIS WILL SAVE A LIFE!!! ♥ - DrugsSee More LikeUnlike · · Share · 11 minutes ago · Write a comment..... .

 

Filippo Griggio ヅ L'essenza dell'ottimismo non è soltanto guardare al di là della situazione presente, ma è una forza vitale, la forza di sperare quando gli altri si rassegnano, la forza di tenere alta la testa quando sembra che tutto fallisca, la forza di sopportare gli insuccessi, una forza che non lascia mai il futuro agli avversari, il futuro lo rivendica a sé. Non mollare!

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Damon Iam Cashflow McKinney Dat was bacc in da dayz, acura dayz, i was a cold dude im gettin bacc 2 my WAYZ

 

Kimberly Krantz Needs a break! Not even trying to be greedy about it...just a little one would suffice....please?!

 

Laura Leduc At my work, a asshole sales rep pushed and punched another sales rep 20 years older then them in the stomach, and no one got in trouble or fired. Dont you wish you worked here too?

 

Tiffany Thevenin I want to thanks for those send me birthday messages. I moved to Park City with my new job and using Library intertnet for while. I work at Deer Valley resort for winter season fun, fun. So, I won't check my e-mail or facebook once a while. Hope you all have wonderful thankgiving. Now Christmas is here. I love christmas my favorite hoilday. You all have Merry Christmas. :o)

 

Eric Tinnin R.I.P. Charlie Sheen...he died today in a snowboarding accident!!!

 

Scot Johnson Sturgis wrastling tonight.. =] Been a min or two

 

Domonique S. Walker Retail is not a place for those who can catch an attitude at the drop of a dime.which is why it surprises me that I've been doing it for about 6years now.lol. hmmm. What's next?

 

Dustin Bogard alicia brown ..i kno we dont always treat to right ..your a special person .a good mother .the best daughter ..good wife ..then things u have done for dustin and takeely ..not many sister would have done ..i want to tell u your dad and i are lucky to have u has are daughter ..i love u and thank u alicia for bein a good person ..

 

Kyraan Lenaaghan first person to comment a random word i will put that word in the middle of my fb name:)

 

Stacey Santiago Well tomorrow is my operation and a little scared going under the knife. Well no more children for me! I was blessed with three beautiful children!!

 

Bryan Leary Lms for a rate

 

Brandon Bowles On the deer stand again, for the 4th evening, no deer yet, but its almost like watching a comedy show with all of these Squrriels fighting and all. I guess their trying to get each others nuts!!! Lol!!

 

Lorna E McDougall Berry I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)

 

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Alaska'Marie Jacobs I just cleaned the entire house by myself in an hour and a half, im superwoman! #time to shower :)